Birthday Blues

Today's my birthday.

It pretty much blew.

Ok bye.

The night is your friend

(Starry Night on the Rhone by Vincent Van Gogh)

There is nothing to be afraid.

The night is your friend

My friend

Our friend

When the curtains of death close upon you

Think of the beige moon

Of heaven's high bowers that await

Your misty breath

Upon the icy petals

Of roses and dandelions

For there lies a brighter morrow

When the sun rises 

In your final home

Where they all await

When silence stealthily creeps over all whispers

Just sing yourself this song

Fill the night with music

And travel on.

Rapture

a folly yet disfavored

even as skewed perceptions

drive her on unwavered

to claim what is rightfully hers

albeit a little tipsy

a tiger that gingerly purs

when gently stroked

plumb, he just lay there

and she, provoked

worked her magic

and turned what once was

a tale of love: tragic

the miasma then engulfed

veiled her consummation

while his shrieks

played a melody with her laughter

and the howling winds

drowned it all.

(Originally published on Mihir Vatsa's blog in response to Kichkinni.)

Bad Punnery

It's raining cats and dogs.

Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.

When it comes to big arm chairs

I have a deep-seated fear.

Chairs are meant to be chairished

Royal chairs are rarely throne out

Those two duchesses arguing about their husbands?

They decided to duke it out.

Now, politicians have a talent

They double-cross each bridge

The plumber explained that the problem in my

kitchen was just water under the fridge.

But since we’ve reached the kitchen

I must dish out some advice

Do not believe what you hear

About fleas and ticks -- it's all lice

Never ask a boxer for a drink

Because they're tight fisted.

Poor sweep who tried was thrown down

A chimney, and was black-listed.

You’d be surprised to hear what

Really got this all started

‘Twas two peanuts who walked into a bar

And one of them was a-salted