28.1.09

Can i have a safety pin for the gap in the sofa?

A drunk S comes into room number 110 at Silver Sands in Goa and says- "Can I have a safety pin for the gap in the sofa."

R- "Why do you need a safety pin for the gap in the sofa?"

S- "Because Mrs. Perreira (an imaginary lady conjured up by R as living in the house visible from our room. She was supposed to be a widow in an illegitimate replationship with her landlord.) can see my butt through the gap in the window."

R- "But how is the gap in the window related to the gap in the sofa?"

S- "Because Mrs. Perreira can see my butt through the gap in the window."

R- "But S****, how is the gap in the window related to the gap in the sofa?"

S- "Because Mrs. Perreira can see my butt."

R(gets up and shouts)- "BUT HOW THE HELL IS THE GAP IN THE WINDOW RELATED TO THE GAP IN THE SOFA?!?!"

A 2 minute pregnant pause....

S- "Oh! Are you talking about the the gap in the sofa?"

7 comments:

Rahul said...

:D this is hilarious...just added you :)

Prianca said...

wow!!!
amazig yaar
how come i missed this episode??
would love to have watched it

Anand said...

That was nice.. Made me smile.
Ok a bit more..

btw..while we r on the pin topic..know wot happnes when one safety pin sits on another??
Nothing..they r safety pins,remember?? Lol.

We had met when u were Creation n' we meet again now that u r Kreation...

I had told U I'd be back to read some more of urs, hadnt I?. So here I am. N' I wasnt disappointed at all.
U r good. Keep it up.
Anand. :-)

Anand said...

Hey u,
Thanx for your comments on my blog, really.
It made all the difference. I want u to read this:
Hugs, Donation and Angels in Disguise
.
Because of YOU a lotta people smiled when they were hugged.
Because of YOU someone will get educated..someone who needs it the most.All because of YOU.
YOU are an angel in disguise and I'm honoured to know you.
Anand :-)

C R D said...

khee khee khee

muahahahahaha :P


Cheers
CRD

AP said...

Hmmm...must have been quite a sight...

R said...

I'd appreciate if you took my permission before posting anything i said on your blog..or i will charge royalty.
R