22.3.09

Men and Women

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Author's note: I, of course, did not come up with this fantastic comparison. This is what I came across while going through some of the usually untouched folders in my computer. Now, trust me, I have no idea how it ended up in my documents in the first place. I'm no feminist (I know some people (well, atleast there's one I'm pretty sure of) who would disagree to this, but we'll deal with them later) and I do not work for Women's lib; neither am I a misandrist. I found it pretty amusing and wondered how people (yes, men and women alike) would react to it. I'm sure everyone might have something to say to this. Would love to see your comments...

15 comments:

argentinito said...

muy bueno!

Creation said...

Thanks for dropping by...

Cheers! :)

Aniket said...

Hmm... I've already posted this on some other blog (I dun remember :) )... All desirable women could be largely categorized as following:

AA: Absolutely Awesome female. With no flaws at all. This is an ideal chick. So it doesn't exist in reality. She is every man's fantasy.

BB: Beauty with Brains/Beauty Without Brains. Both are quite desirable for obvious reasons. :-)

CC: Cute Chick. Most guys settle for them. As the definition of cuteness varies from people to people. Hey, some even find nose picking cute!

DD: Damsels in Distress. These are good looking chicks. But they crib about each and every thing around them. But then, some are just satisfied by looks.

EE: Erotic and Exotic females. They even put makeup before sleeping. And do a cat walk to the washroom. But good sax is hard to come by... and when it comes... it comes with at a price. :-)

Don't ask me whose theory it is. :-D

Shwetha said...

The comparison seems kinda true. Nice post :)

Creation said...

@ Aniket

Pretty interesting theory...

@ Shwetha

Thanks..

Little Girl Lost said...

Aniket... :) all men can be categorised as CC- Crappy categorisers :)

nice post, babe... loved the 'stomp the shit out part

Little Girl Lost said...

do come read my new post :)

Creation said...

@ Little Girl

Lol! Yay! Girl power...

Crappy categorisers...
hahaha...

Will sure check out your latest post.

Thanks for visiting.
Cheers! :)

Aniket said...

Ganging up against me?? Huh, I guess I'll have to introduce a new category FF: 'Feminism Fanatics' for you gals. :-)

I'm gonna be sooooo dead now! :-)

Creation said...

@ Aniket

Now you've done it! You've gone ahead and done it!!

Yup.. you're right.. you're gonna be so dead!!!

Which category do you fall in, MCP, eh?

Aniket said...

Oh most certainly not! Was just getting onto your nerves. :-)

What would the world be without females??

I humbly bow to your prowess, with no shame at all... :-) :-)

Creation said...

@ Aniket...

Aha!
Chivalry ain't dead.. hmm...

:)

C R D said...

the part about women being apples was too good...and mebbe true

the men being grapes...i really dunno

Creation said...

@ Chris..

hahaha... can't hear anything about men, eh?

aupsy said...

lmao... men are from mars and women are from venus...dont expect the former to reach the latter , especially if they prefer to hang themselves on trees like apples so that they could fall in a Newton's lap... :P